KC Star, I KNOW it’s snowing, I can SEE it, stop sending me 12 emails about it!

Me, while shaking my ass: Eleka nahmen nahmen ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen, eleka nahmen nahmen ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen

Well well well if it isn't the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color

I get so mad when I see photos of what Kansas City looked like in the 1940’s and how they butchered it to the point of no recognition whatsoever. Just parking lots. All flat parking lots. I hate it, this is why St. Louis is actually pretty. They didn’t do this.

Considering a laminated sign saying “my dog died from an aneurism caused by a solicitor standing at our door and not leaving. So don’t try us.”

Is now a good time to mention that last month over 25 Los Angeles schools rejected our offers of completely free air purifiers for every single classroom on their campuses?

My favorite part of snow is when Kansas City brags about how prepared they are to clear the roads, but they only do it on the main streets. So the neighborhood streets are so poorly plowed that you can’t even GET to the main roads.

Realized I hadn’t told my therapist about the Great Lollapalooza Disaster and gasped. That’s a foundational part of my lore. That’s what made me who I am.

My friend, Jordan, Indiedynamo but on bluesky🍉 has devastatingly lost his father and brother and their family home in the Eaton Canyon fire. Please share and donate if you can to help out Jordan. gofund.me/05e0679d

You want to talk about a cultural reset? Okay. Joe Jonas writing Much Better after Taylor Swift wrote Forever & Always and then her coming back with Better Than Revenge. I’m a Joe girl, I was MAD. But damn the music was good.

I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about Harry’s “might as well…” tattoo that he covered up with fern leaves 😩

There’s like one bar in KC that reminds me slightly of a British pub, so Alex and I come here and he’s like “I forgot they’re Man U supporters here.” Shut up and enjoy the roasted Brussels sprouts

I s2g this man was dead asleep beside me while I watch Les Mis and he woke up just to hear Sacha Baron Cohen ask, “Who is this HUSSY?!” 😭

Marvel & MCU super fans - the internet isn’t giving me an official consensus on which films Thaddeus Ross makes an appearance. Anyone have this niche knowledge that they can bestow upon me?

My fiancé’s employers, making them go to California this week for training:

I can’t believe all these major corporations that sell a shit ton of stuff on TikTok shop aren’t gonna rally against banning it tbh, it feels like Target would be like “What about all our Bullseye Playground overstock?!”

me liking a tweet then unliking it once I see a counterargument quote tweet and I fully realize how stupid the actual tweet was

I’m probably going to delete this app but I want to leave you with this: