danny influenced my atheist lifestyle in 2022. i thought if i denounced God, me sef go dey pack am. na me know wetin my eye see before i run back to Master Jesus

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To us who are nobodies on this app, but still find it super fun.. 🥂❤️.

The hardest skin tone to maintain is when you are not dark and not light skinned, just between. You don’t even know your skin tone sometimes

I hope every Lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is insanely obsessed with her.

Everywhere silent. My brain: FaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaVOR!!!! It surrounds me like a shield!

Can we talk about the withdrawals that hit when someone ghosts you or walks away? When you go from talking to them every day to… nothing? It feels like losing a part of yourself. Like this gaping hole you don’t know how to fill.

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And one day, you'll be in your house, playing your favorite music as you make your favorite meal for dinner, & you'll realize that you're living an answered prayer.

I must sing “Tobechukwu” or “See what the Lord has done” before the month ends. Happy Sunday ⛪️

It's actually crazy the way Nigerians gaslight God during their prayers😂😭 "Lord I already told them you'll do it for me, don't make it look like you're small o"

Lawrence Oyor’s “Favour” closes out January as the most streamed Nigerian song of 2025 so far on Spotify, with 2.9M streams. 👏🏾

I doubt if Tony Elumelu or anybody in his family uses this UBA mobile app. Cause idk if they know how terrible this bank app is.

The siren of an ambulance will sound like noise to you until it’s your loved one they’re trying to save. Always clear the way for an ambulance.

Asking for help stresses me so much 😭 I wish I didn’t have to ask anyone for anything.

this phone, I must change you. whether you like it or not, I will change you!!!!

House rent — Dad pays School Fee — Dad pays Feeding — Dad pays Protection — Dad's responsibility Dad: wakes you up at 5am "Pls make me a cup of tea" Child drags Dad on X: My dad waking me up early to make a cup of tea is inconsiderate. Damaged generation.

My mum just saw her name tatted on my arm for the first time and she doesn’t want to admit she likes it so every 5 minutes it’s “let me see it again” 🤣

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