If you’re 28 years old go fuck yourself

“Squire, my 7-iron.”

Caffeine? Yes Nicotine? Of course Alcohol? Obviously Sugar? Absolutely not, that's pure poison

Lord of the Rings has no sequel. Lord of the Rings needs no sequel.

Denis Vilnöv : çok abartılı bir şeye gerek yok savaşın artık başladığını duyuran bir müzik yap yeter. Hans Zimmer :

Lord of the Rings already had a sequel. It’s called waiting until next year and watching the trilogy again.

feyd rautha you really had it all

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

This how you know people with down syndrome have good hearts because every cell in his body is telling him to eat that baby

'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' teaser trailer In theatres 11 December

NASA has launched a website where you can follow the Artemis II mission to the Moon in real time 👩‍🚀 Absolutely amazing. Link 🔗👇

UConn by several billion

THEY FUCKING MISSED 😭

Can't help but root for this relatable Michigan team that's almost entirely made up of mercenaries who Michigan's athletic department had to throw huge money at to get them to transfer there. That's what college sports is all about.

*2026 CBB National championship colorized*

Michigan just won a national championship in men’s basketball with… -ZERO starters who enrolled at Michigan as freshman (all transfers) -A starting lineup with the average age of 22 -A starter who is 25 years old Go Blue!! 😂 Nice job, everyone!!🤮

That national championship game was a difficult watch last night. Hats off to Dusty May and Michigan, but that is a team full of players with no bond with the university that no one will remember.

Male baristas don’t deserve tips… go pour some concrete you fuckin pussy

JUST IN: The Artemis 2 crew has successfully splashed down in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of San Diego, California. The splashdown comes after the crew’s 10 day, nearly 700,000 mile mission. Congratulations!

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.