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MAGA was so intent on making sure that 15 trans people couldn't play sports that they voted for poverty, chronic disease, rampant corruption and WW3.

Cruel? Yes. Also undeniably funny.

Yeah, if I'm looking for someone to count a crowd, I'm going with the 1-eyed guy.

PSA: Chemtrails continue to be a grave concern. For decades, they have been poisoning us. Meanwhile, people overlook the real danger of Boat Wakes. Call you congressmen and demand an immediate investigation into Boat Wakes and their harmful effects. Rep. Jack Kimble

That's because you were born with a Russet potato for a head

Imagine a god so incompetent that it doesn't know that you need "discernment".

There are few things Danny loves more than asking dishonest questions like this.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." George W. Bush

All this because no one showed up to his parade.

Before this all goes too far, Can we all agree that The Princess Bride is perfect the way it is, and anyone trying to remake it or make a sequel will be put to death immediately?

So true! 🎯

If you were still wondering, yes, the cult wants people punished for daring to question the cult leader. This is what cults do.

Morality doesn't come from religion. It comes from empathy and reason.

I'm not a financial advisor, but everyone should be investing in Kleenex stock before these MAGA betas start rubbing some out over the penetrating bombs!

Let's be clear. mElon posted a picture. Just a picture. he claims it is drug test results, but there's no reason to believe it's anything more than a picture. This guy pays people to play video games for him and takes credit for their work. Remember that.

I know everyone is bored of Covid But I won't let history be rewritten by people claiming it didn't kill or that vaccines didn't work. Covid killed The vaccines worked I won't let that be forgotten.

This is the beauty of being Trump. No matter how bad you're failing, just keep pretending you're winning, and your cult will believe you.

Hey, here's an idea. Stop sending your gestapo thugs out in jeans and masks to kidnap people off the street, and maybe people will react to them differently. Stop creating problems and then blaming the public for how they react.

This is an elected official posting this 4 year old level post. An elected official that makes decisions for our country.

Science is difficult. You have to go through a painstaking process, validate it, test it, prove it. Pseudoscience is easy. You just make shit up and some people will believe you.