ICE agents out here with last names Martinez and Lopez. Yall bout to really piss me off 😂😂😂😂

Need

i can’t believe fat asses used to be an undesirable trait. what the fuck were they smoking in the 2000s

Literal concentration camps.

How it feels lately trying to decide what I want to buy from the Fortnite item shop with my very limited amount of V-Bucks

Lesbian couples:

It's pretty crazy how insider trading is against the law for everyone except the people who make all the laws.

The fact she still has to work at 92 because she can’t afford her bills is fucking disgraceful. This country is a joke.

Lululemon on my butt

“I outgrew a lot of old friendships. I had survivors guilt and remorse. And I don't feel guilty no more. My success isn't your demise. I try my best to do what I can and to help people when I can. If I can't help you, you got to be able to respect that.” -A$AP Rocky

Only $25 and he would’ve had a billion they stingy asf 😂

YOU ATE A SAUSAGE AND THEN YOU CAME TO TALK TO THE BOSS

BANG! BANG!

I'm staying in the car for 15 more minutes

Like Kendrick Lamar said a lotta these rappers in pain and traumatized because they were sexually abused! But notice what Kevin says here: his abuse made him vulnerable to his children. It made him a better father to deal with his children; it didn’t make him a brute.

I really try not to comment about other comics but man. These mfs grifted SO HARD under the guise of being “open minded” placating bullshit to get rich. It was all fun n games racking up views/money. They endorsed this shit. Now they want to act surprised?! Fuck outta here.

All of these dudes 18 months ago.

Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son

Niggas wanted me to hate on Andrade El Idolo for “professionalism”

FUCK ICE YOU FUCKING NAZIS