Gave the kids a brief lesson in Rage Against The Machine yesterday. Neck hurts today, a lot

Maybe, just maybe, the world can come together, for a moment in time, and unilaterally agree that it is time to ban printers from the face of planet earth

2 and a half weeks into a health kick and I currently wake up thinking of food everyday

Someone once told me that parenting is about constantly letting go. But yesterday had me terrified

My eldest is at the "we now need more than one packet of spaghetti to feed the family" stage of his development

2 kids home sick

First movie goonies, second twilight. Why does Edward not die in the sunlight?

No more buying #tapatio by handful, @costco for the win with the best hot sauce on the market.

Goodwill to all men, except playstation. A plague on playstation

Smart tvs with tiny remotes that don't tell you how to access the things you need can get in the bin. I just want to know what's on TV

Just another f all printers post

Here's everything Sharon Brittan said today to MPs. A transcribe-a-thon I wasn't expecting today... theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/24320640… #bwfc

Bolton Wanderers Chairman Sharon Brittan discussing what it was like taking over the football club after previous bad ownership, and just how important football is to people in this country. ❤️ She’s spot on. Bolton are lucky to have her. #BWFC 👏

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

The streets will never forget Jay-Jay Okocha… a proper baller! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Credit: Hugo ✞ #THFC #COYS 🤍💙❤️‍🩹 #BWFC x.com/hugofilmzvids/…

I've tried to buy Carlton FC tickets 3 times this year for me and the kids. Nothing available except on resale sites. The fix is in

Watched gladiator 2. Can't decide if it was the zombie baboon, the rhino rider or seaworld sharks that made me decide it was awful

the seven circles of Telstra hell, trying to find your details and they simultaneously congratulate me on having an account linked to my TelstraID and tell me I need to set one up

Getting real lemony snicket vibes from mitch stark #ashes