turn ya swag on white boy

can’t teach an old butt new farts

Just bcs the last stroke gets the nut, doesn't mean the first strike was useless or the second stroke wasn't a success. You gotta just keep showing up lil twin, keep stroking it bro. You better start walking, love takes miles.

Shoddy thinks I'm texting other women BITCH I'm in the group chat sending pictures of my BALLS to the BOYS

I will love you from afar and continue to lie awake with thoughts of simpler times

I'm at the uni using their computers to watch memes. I don't even go to uni, infact back at school they put my desk in the hallway and called me retarded because my father didn't love me and thought I was a f*got

how lucky I am to have had something that made saying goodbye so hard

Travelling in your 20's is usually retarded. people traveling to "find themselves" are often the most lost. You don't find yourself, you build it. And you can't do that by taking photos for your sinstagram story of some over priced pasta or shagging a hobbit in a hostel.

Will this cycle of pain ever stop?

I think bro gay fr

You were born to hold my cannonball brain like the Lord holds the moon

As a kid I thought heaven was some far away place above the clouds Then I came to realise It was sitting silently with me all along tucked gently amongst the warmth of her lips after her first cup of coffee

I have an abnormal amount of love for this little man

Need a little more time to confirm but woah Vickey may be the second coming of Christ

Im saving my vigrinity for divorce

Sometimes I go to the old arcade and just sit there, I don't pay, just sit in silence and watch the loading screens and think about the amount of laughter that has been shared in the seat I find myself in... I miss her so much

One-day I will bring my daughter here and we will collect every obscure figurine on this wall

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