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If you increase the font size by 1 point every time you respond to someone in an email eventually they'll stop emailing you. Just a life tip.

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Gm happy Sunday ☀️

Blaise Pascal, in his Pensées, famously stated, "All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone."