August by Taylor Swift

Janet and her daughter, Britney nuked the other girls

She listened to Roman Reloaded

an ENTIRE Taylor + Max album… pop music has been saved in ways we truly cannot even begin to comprehend

Nicki driving with the windows down, having a moment of transcendence with Venice Bitch on repeat. This is going to shift timelines.

ESPN on at the gym and learning that the goofy/hot/slutty baseball TikTok bros have an official league with televised games, sold out stadiums, shirtless hoe behavior, and choreographed dance numbers at the end??

No Gilded Age tonight

So there’s this queen of all queens

“Look how neatly I folded my robe… look… hold it.” -life with a gay Virgo partner

To be a fly on the wall when Ru hears this for the first time

Need them to meet and start a torrid, murderous affair by Halloween

On repeat for the foreseeable future