I can’t stand yous ffs. Fock it

Love a kick off glitch. GGMU.

My life is just a weekly cycle of pain

Please Bruno🙏 🙏 🙏

We move. Right time to go out. GGMU 😈

The time has come. I am ready.

Brands need to make adult things more fun. Put toys or prizes in my chutney bottle or bag of onions ffs

*on a first date* but we both reach for the last Vienna in the Parcel like lady and the tramp.

It hurts so bad.

If they can sing for me for my birthday at Spur then why can’t they do it at the bottle store huh

Slowly turning into a Coloured aunty as I start ending every sentence with “Imagine”.

Three words we all Love to hear? “Double brandy Special”

Gremlins walked so that Labubus could run.

So a pumpkin patch isn’t for pumpkin addiction? Who knew.

A South African Labubu called a Labrubru.

Getting old is weird now I gotta be jas with myself for not taking the meat out to defrost.

i need fnb to remove that net worth feature from their app. i don’t have time for negativity 🙏🏽

Ok hear me out. A Ketang but with the design of the cutlery our taanie have.

If you remember this girl you might just be kak old

Nobody prepares you for the day when you have to start skitting with Rennies