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J.C.

@simms5611

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Spies Like Us has a 35% critics rating on Rotten Tomatoes. What kind of fucking commie doesn’t like this movie? I’m calling bullshit.

Spies Like Us has a 35% critics rating on Rotten Tomatoes. What kind of fucking commie doesn’t like this movie? I’m calling bullshit.
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🚨JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been f**ked with. When you've been f**ked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter

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Super Sky Point to Joe Don Baker. This motherfucker was Buford Pusser and the Whammer. That’s a career in itself. Too bad they didn’t let him use the Pusser lumber against Roy Hobbs because you know he’d have taken that hayseed deep. Was great in everything, loved the guy. #RIP

Super Sky Point to Joe Don Baker. This motherfucker was Buford Pusser and the Whammer. That’s a career in itself. Too bad they didn’t let him use the Pusser lumber against Roy Hobbs because you know he’d have taken that hayseed deep. Was great in everything, loved the guy. #RIP
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‘I love that stool. If there’s a heaven, I don’t wanna go there unless my stool is waiting for me.’ — Norm Peterson’s final ‘Cheers’ scene (May 20, 1993)

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The shit you learn as a kid that turns out to really matter is never what they claim it will be. For instance, I barely even remember algebra and who cares. However, “righty tighty, lefty loosey” has proven pretty goddamn useful through the years.

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Remember when Pizza Hut pan pizzas were basically a goddamn culinary delicacy? They’d bring them out in a real fucking skillet that was piping at about 700 degrees Fahrenheit right as your third song kicked in on the jukebox after you’d played a game of Galaga. We were kings.

Remember when Pizza Hut pan pizzas were basically a goddamn culinary delicacy? They’d bring them out in a real fucking skillet that was piping at about 700 degrees Fahrenheit right as your third song kicked in on the jukebox after you’d played a game of Galaga. We were kings.
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Hulk Hogan’s Entrance Song “REAL AMERICAN” will always be the greatest in WWF history. As a kid it would give us goosebumps & and adults it STILL DID.

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Today in 1977, your dad popped open a vent window and ashed his heater to an invigorating breeze while listening to a Gordon Lightfoot 8-track.

Today in 1977, your dad popped open a vent window and ashed his heater to an invigorating breeze while listening to a Gordon Lightfoot 8-track.