Younger siblings friends make you feel like one celeb 😭

WhatsApp never has the song you want.

Concerts are where you realise how beautiful it is to be alive in this world.

lazy is such an ugly word, i prefer ‘selective participation’

Realtor: This Luxurious apartment is going for just 98m only, don’t sleep on it!!! Me:

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to "bring them to the front". It's not a great system, I admit.

It’s a privilege to be busy doing something you love

"You're so quiet" Oya no vex, play beat make i rap

How people set the Alarm: Others - "7AM" Me - "6.30 AM, 6.45 AM, 6.50 AM, 6.55 AM, 7 AM"

Your pastor has probably being saying the same thing. But una no wan hear because he no use swag talk am.

i’m forever IoyaI to that password i chose at age 13 😭😂

*opens job application* “Record a 3min long video of you…”

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Bruh 😂😂😂

Nothing beats having your local church and being rooted there 😂

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This 😭

"You are so meticulous. I like how you pay attention to details" - nah me! "Did you even read this thing at all?" - nah still me!! I was told both statements today 😂

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