As a girl, don’t kikiki to jokes that put you down. Clock it immediately

God, thank ya for my mum

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week

Where do y’all unemployed mfs get money from?

me and that one week in the month when life doesn’t feel so bad

Girls, study hard so that you can buy your own car, house, and even things that you love with your own money. Don't depend on your future husband.

Adekunle's brain : so na this babe i been dey nut too when simi never gree for me 😭😭

Me buying data even when I'm broke made me understand why drug addicts always have money for drugs

"are you ok" no i need money.

this is a picture I’m tryna recreate ngl

me hanging with a random baby on a family gathering:

I'm a leaver. I will LEAVE.

ignoring people on WhatsApp and chilling on Twitter for hours on end >>>

someone: responds with a sticker me: adds sticker to favourites

the audacity to think that i’ll still be nice even after being disrespected. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

incoming video call me: *turns off mobile data*

Forex oo Yahoo oo Handwork oo Vendor oo Aza man I dey start all of them latest on Monday

LAPO baby