Holidays are a great time to tell someone you hate them.

OnlyFans is a quick & easy way to make cash but so is robbing banks if you’re smart enough.

I love meeting new people and then not getting to know them.

What yall up here lying about tonight ?

Drugs these days are trash.

I bet half of you aren’t old enough to remember a song called “I Want a New Drug”.

You hoes know you be posting sex ads while driving.

Pimps are nothing but overpaid chauffeurs.

S/O to pimps with suspended drivers licenses.

Leave it up to me to do something stupid.

Stop asking so many questions

It’s like walking on wet ground in high heels. If you know you know.

Nothing more pathetic than a guy who can’t get pussy for free and can’t afford to buy it either.

Did you know there’s a whole online community of men who consider fucking prostitutes a hobby? They call themselves “hobbiests” which is a just another word for “fucking weirdos”.

You are only too much if they’re a little bitch

Every slot machine is a high limit slot machine if you’re broke as fuck

Getting a turkey tattoo inside one thigh and a Santa tattoo inside the other because everybody knows the best eatin’s between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Tis the season where tricks you saw one time 6 months ago text to wish you Merry Christmas and hoes be like fuck that send money trick 😒

Dysfunctional Christmas