Me: *disables Google home microphone* Me: hey google Google: your microphone is currently disabled Me:

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

No one: Carrie Bradshaw for the first three seasons:

I was obsessed with bioluminescence as a child cause I loved the idea that the sea, just like the sky, was full of stars, too.

it was this

my non woke take is that i love animals but do kind of believe in the food chain at the end of the day

& I hope the allegations & how the parents got caught on audio saying they were trying get money out of Michael are addressed cuz ppl forget all that & that the 2005 trial the parents were exposed for extortion of other celebrities & the kids were caught lyin like 10 times

no habéis leído los juegos del hambre con 14 años and it shows

Yeah I'm sure this taking over will be fine

ever since i watched that documentary on whale hunting in inuit communities when i was in highschool i stopped taking white vegans who say this shit seriously

F*CK YES

They do things like this because they consider white men and women as the standard for their governing rules, that is the very definition of institutional racism.

trying to write the most evil character they can conceive of but they can’t keep up with the level of the actual president’s depravity

This bitch was just too real lmaooo

Stanley Tucci’s heterosexuality is the only type of heterosexuality I wanna see in men. It’s not insecure and unbearable, which is rare.

My unsolicited vegan opinion on this. It’s bullshit. I wasn’t always a vegan. Even when I ate animal products I still loved animals. I still put myself in harms way to save them, I still nursed them back to health, and when I couldn’t held them as they left this world

i’d “pspspsps” the fuck out of a dragon

I deserve a very flirty, fun summer. Enough with being locked in, I need whimsy and ridiculous joy.