as a food insecure person there’s no greater privilege than to restock a fridge

we're seeing more and more reports of regular people getting AI-induced psychosis but nobody is talking about how the engineers and CEOs behind it have had the same thing for years now

that’s my fucking goat (literally no idea what this means)

there’s certain phrases that only work if you have an accent

one of my most on-the-spectrum traits is that if there’s a tiled floor, I move on the tiles like a knight would in chess. this sometimes goes on for 30 minutes with guests over at the house

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third wheeling if the couple is fun

they should let the economy crash so we get a whole new era of recession pop

we’re getting to a point on the internet where you would rather have your child talking to strangers than a clanker

you are one compliment away from changing your life for the next 2 hours. never stop fishing

doing shrooms and watching war of the worlds will be a transcendent experience

jesus fucking khrist airport

nyc for the week! lmk if you wanna hang!

One of the reasons TV and Cable was so much less harmful than tiktoks is because TV always broadcasted the same thing, at the same time, everywhere. You can’t have narrative collapses or dissimilar realities when your escape is identical

“charged with battery” is such a uniquely funny turn of phrase

Getting my entry/exit days for the USA has been a pain. At this point just give me US sports team trivia so I can get my citizenship goddammit

When I see a cat across the street

microdosing therapy by looking at Chicago 2-bed 2-baths

yet another platform I have to worry about relapse on

Gen alpha remake of beauty and the beast but its called beauty and the mr. beast and shes locked in a castle for 48 hours and has to survive

having severe adhd and being a wordcel is one of the best loadouts a human can have