“Mascara makes you live longer” -Horizon Middle Schooler

#quarantineplans

John 21:12 is the perfect example of guys just bein dudes @doReidos #foodtalks

If you had to sacrifice one College Football Team to end Coronavirus right now, which one would it be and why Iowa?

Which oven-top burner is your favorite and why is it the front right one?

IF SOMEONE AT SCHOOL HAS BEEN BULLYING YOU FOR LIKING MINECRAFT LET ME KNOW AND I WILL BREAK THEIR LEGS

alligators, welcome to the resistance

Swim in the lake = Shower for the day

My hidden talent? Pitting out in a tank top.

broke = i have money i'm not spending.

Former 4 star top rated recruit in the state of Iowa who would rather walk on at Nebraska than be on scholarship at Iowa? Ya, I'll take that.

Have the confidence of a UNK squirrel today 🧠

How is finding 39 missing children in a double wide trailer here in Georgia NOT the biggest news story in America?

This year truly sucks man, rip king

Pat McAfee This isn't even in the top 20 weirdest things to happen this year

Guess it comes out December 4th

Farting in public can happen now due to masks