“michelle macmillan: Simon Turner What is your definition of 'sexual harassment' in the workplace? #turnertalk” Louise Clayton/Palfreman. Nuff said innit

@Adam_Stevens_82 My favourite film is Seven. Favourite album is a tough one. Apart from jive bunny and the master mixers I just don't know

Caught polli getting broody in rehearsals. Not sure who's baby it is though...

Moaning myrtle: AKA Louise Clayton/Palfreman google.co.uk/m/search?q=moa…

Ninja status phase 1 complete. Achieved my yellow belt with red tag. Don't mess with me Philip Stewart. I dedicate my achievement to Jean Claude.

Sex biscuits rocked at Blood Brothers tonight. More more more please. Thanks Lottie x

Simon Turner Plz RT - CASTING Singers and Dancers for a Workshop of Brand New Musicals UK Tour! Email - [email protected]

Sampling the many pubs Crystal Palace has to offer this evening. This week off malarkey is not so bad you know... #welljellbloodbrotherscast

At TFL promo job.Woman asks: Excuse me what is this? I reply: it's a free walking map madam. She responds: I think I know how to walk. #twat

Sadly, Blood Brothers will close in London soon. You can book a Blood Brothers workshop at stage-ed.com have a look!

I have the birthday Boxing Day blues, am poorly and am tweeting for attention. Lets see what happens now... I'm waiting...#sneezeandcough

Quick one in the opera tavern then a quick eight at the Waldorf Hilton followed by a swift twelve in shutts I reckon. Who's game? #hick

Officially unemployed. It's kinda nice... I think. Goodbye BB. It's been emotional but in the end you just got too clingy.

@Smurfypaul I'm on the stagey express as we speak. And I'm on one of the faded celeb only seats.

@Smurfypaul sunshine stageyness officially over. Now in jobcentre. #theglamour

@Smurfypaul I'm on the stagey express taking a trip to Canada water all in aid of your birthday. Well nearly.

Looking forward to dusting off my 'Mickey' for Stage-ed again tomorrow with the talented Mike Suv & Simon Turner - Always a pleasure lads!

We are delighted to announce our fantastic cast, who will all be appearing in The Hunting of the Snark this summer Vaudeville Theatre #familyfun

Calling all fearless explorers:will you be joining us this summer for some Snark hunting? bit.ly/2shIBVZ #snarkhunt #summerholidays

4 of our graduates are taking their production to the West End! 🎭goo.gl/cgeVbT