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Simon Gallagher

@sigallagher

Big Dan Burn Changed My Life

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If any ā€œsmaller nationā€ manager wants to hype their team up before playing England, they should let them listen to ITV’s incredibly arrogant and entitled commentary for this game

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I can’t wait for the Wolf of Wall Street-style movie about the insufferable wanks on social media who endlessly post threads on how they make 6-figures a month and are dying to tell everyone how. Jail.

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Next time I suggest I want to watch England play football, everyone who reads this is obligated to kick me as hard as you can in the bollocks.

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Amazing! Automated factory lines pumping out consumer goods that no fucker can buy because they don’t have a job or income. Fun apocalypse.

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I envy the kids who got to dance in the Top of the Pops studio in the ā€˜80s with a white hot scorching jealousy to which words can barely do justice.

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The trailer for the new Smurfs movie has them repeatedly use the word ā€œSmurfā€ in place of swear words, such as ā€œwhat the Smurf?!ā€ And ā€œI just Smurfed my pantsā€. So am I to believe that the blue creatures themselves are essentially called The Fucks?