I’m ngl I’m one of those mf’s who peel the banana from the tip

90 outside before 8am Is fucking Crazy

I get the same feeling walking outside into the heat as I do when I open the over door to see if my pizza is done cooking yet

faint during assembly

Just a reminder that when you round up your total at places to “donate to kids/charity” your donation becomes a tax write off for the company to use.

When I tried taking one last pic with my blind & deaf childhood dog before she had to be put down…

Costco hot dog would do it for me rn

wtf is up with yt people expecting you to move out the way when ur walking at each other

This was really one of them ones

dudes be like “you got a good one, stick with her” bro you in love with my bitch??

Retro the only person who watches every reel I send and gives me a brief synopsis of what it was and if it was funny 🤞🏼

Yungblud is slowly becoming one of my new favorite artists

Male friendship is just sending tweets to each other for years until one of you dies

Nostalgia be kicking my ass

The bare minimum really be impressing me I’m ngl to yall

God forbid I die and my mom is forced to send an email on her own lmao

Trying to make time for everybody in my life is so stressful, even sending texts stresses me out lmao.