This night, a true villain was born

The stock dropped to 40 cents. Time to yolo some Degen buys and see what happens

Lmaooo almost a full triple up in less than an hour. My work day is done 🫡

We have a huge problem in dating as a society. Too many of my boys are getting divorced and forcing me to party with them every weekend. I can’t do this anymore. For the love of god, take her back. You’re ruining my life @ klaythompson

Kevin Harlan has been calling the magic doo doo the entire 4th quarter. It’s hilarious

5 mil. Holy shit

Covid ruined social skills. AI is demolishing it. Having an ounce of charisma is going to be more valuable than a college degree. Go for a walk and say hi to people. Talk to the old lady at the grocery store. Listen to your Uncle Sam. You will win at life.

Health is wealth tbh 🤝

God damnit

Lmaoooo I’m sorry, that interest rate says what?!?!

Driving back from Vegas with my Tesla on autopilot while I’m trading stocks and sending this tweet. You just don’t want it as bad as me tbh

#OneOfThemOnes 🫡

Your favorite hoopers favorite hooper 🪣

OKC isn’t even playing that well and they are already up double digits. Tough

Yeah, ain’t nobody beating this OKC team 4 times

Folding under 0 pressure to tweet this is insane lmaoooo

Just need to iron a couple more things out and I’m right there with yall

Is this good?

He might be the one

Beat the Q1 buzzer from deep. Celebrate with passion. Ant is fired up in Game 3 😤