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I LOVE GETTING EMAILS FROM STORES HOW DID WE DO YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE WHY DID YOU GO HOME RETURN TO THE STORE RETURN TO THE STORE RETURN TO THE STORE

DON'T BE SAD THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THE ECLIPSE I HEAR THAT THE EUPHORIA IT PROVIDES IS ON PAR WITH ACHIEVING A MAJOR WORKPLACE GOAL OR WORKING THROUGH THE WEEKEND. CAN'T HURT TO TRY!!!

HEY @WIZARDS_MAGIC FANS: I WORKED WITH THE FINE FOLKS OVER AT @MTGSECRETLAIR TO CREATE A SPECIAL DROP. I REQUESTED THAT THE CARDS MOSTLY PERTAIN TO TAXES AND HOA REGULATIONS BUT THE FINAL CARDS SEEMS TO INCLUDE A LOT OF WOLVES. I WILL BE PREVIEWING THEM HERE LATER THIS WEEK.

ALRIGHT! FIRST UP IS A REGULAR HUMAN MAN. HE IS A CLASSIC NORMAL GUY AND AS LONG AS HE IS NOT AROUND TOO MANY WOLVES, HE STAYS THAT WAY. IF HE HAPPENS TO ENCOUNTER A FEW WOLVES THEN WHO IS TO SAY WHAT HAPPENS REALLY

NEXT UP, WE HAVE ANOTHER HUMAN MAN. OR AT LEAST SOME OF A HUMAN MAN. ANYWAY IT SYNERGIZES REALLY WELL WITH TOKENS I WONDER WHY THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE RELEVANT OH WELL NO WAY OF KNOWING UNTIL PERHAPS TOMORROW

OH OKAY I UNDERSTAND THE TOKEN THING NOW I HAD A COUPLE LAST MINUTE EDITS FOR THIS TOKEN AND THE SECRET LAIR TEAM WAS KIND ENOUGH TO LET ME USE MY GRAPHIC DESIGN SKILLS

DATING IS HONESTLY NOT THAT DIFFICULT JUST MENTION HAM AND LET YOUR MUTUAL LOVE OF HAM DO THE REST. THEN SLAM THIS DOWN AND GIVE YOUR WHOLE BOARD HEXPROOF THEN LOOK AT THE KEV WALKER ART AND SAY "WOAH LOOK AT THAT KEV WALKER ART"

LISTEN I AM NOT TRYING TO PUT IDEAS IN ANYONE'S HEAD BUT WHAT IF HUMAN SOCIETY WAS COMPLETELY OVERTAKEN BY THE FORCES OF NATURE WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED WHAT IF WE DID THAT

THE BOYS (WHO ARE HUMAN) ARE BACK IN TOWN