My doctor says I need to take this suppository. I'm scared.

MAGA Voice Have you seen Martha Washington in a bikini?

Is the Playstation network down again?

I would love to see Elon and President Trump shake hands and hug it out today for Charlie.

President Trump and Elon together again. Thank you Charlie!

Does it make you feel better to see your ex now going out with or married to some ugly hump?

I do not like to brag, but I was told today that I have a butter face and summer teeth! Take that!

My brother thinks he's a chicken. We were going to put him in an insane asylum but we need the eggs.

Is the Playstation network down again?

Fan JD Vance 🇺🇸 No. However Islam should be declared an invading political movement with the intent of conquering the world, cloaked in religion in order to be protected by freedom of religion, thus it should be treated as an enemy and removed which is not protected by the constitution.

Tesla should discount FSD on the standard models. It doesn't actually cost them anything, gets the prices around that magic $35k, and will greatly increase the uptake on FSD.

Eric Daugherty 600,000 dead white civil war soldiers and their millions of children they never had is more than enough reparations.