The biggest sweetest girl ever. She is about to have her birthday steak. 🥰

Playing Mario Golf Super Rush. Point play All-Star Summit. Need two more players. Room ID: 6VWTF Password: 0069 #mariogolfsuperrush

I got to serve THE Red Dawson today and that was pretty cool.

Crushed it. Meanwhile, I didn’t even make the playoffs. Y’all, she even got this good at hockey AFTER we were already inseparable. 😰🥵🥰 sheeeshhhhhhhhh

NOW SASQUATCH CAN PLAY HALO 3!

YOU CANT BE FUCKING SERIOUS!?!?!? OVERTIME IN GAME 7!?!?

The Bruins FUCKING LOST!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

So just record setting REGULAR season. FIRST ROUND FUCKING OUT!!!!

You can’t even be serious rn.

Officially called (and got paid out) on my 50th goal of the 2023 NHL season. I’m going to go back through all my notes and see how many different teams and what player I called the most etc.

Happy bday @GothWhopper !!

⁦onion ring sasquatch⁩ posted her first hockey article and I couldn’t be more proud. Check it out! So awesome!!! 😭🥰💪🏻 bladeofsteel.com/Boston-Bruins-…

Wow damn Spongebob was really at The Lantern. Wild.

The new Goosebumps series is basically just Fortnite dancing to the Monster Mash.