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New York has a notoriously opaque state budget process. I reached out to two dozen legislators for more details about a draft bill that would weaken state oversight of nonpublic schools -- but got few answers. New York Focus nysfocus.com/2025/04/10/yes…

*points wordlessly at a stock ticker*

Irony is dead

I have been calling for a sliding-scale system when it comes to penalties for traffic infractions. Also parking tickets. Everyone should do this!

*Paging Lois Lerner*

JD Vance just got added to some people’s renditions of Chad Gadya.

It’s funny how having served this country in combat wasn’t enough to shield John McCain from Trump’s criticism 🤔 Turnabout is fair play, is it not?

Serious question: when supporters of Pete Hegseth argue that he’s due a certain amount of leeway because of his bona fides as a ‘warfighter’… what do they consider Lloyd Austin to have been? THAT man served at every command level and was awarded a silver star for combat.

BREAKING: Area Yeshiva Teacher Conflates State/Federal Agencies, Earns ‘F’ In Civics

***Crown Heights Resident, Shneur Zalman Osdoba, Son of CH Beis Din Member Rabbi Avraham Osdoba, Accused of Repeatedly Sexually Assaulting Minor in Gender Motivated Violence Act Suit*** Rabbi Shneur Zalman Osdoba is a resident of Crown Heights. His father, Rabbi Avrahama Osdoba,

lol they are literally trying to take credit for something State of New York produced you can’t make this up

Big, if true!

Once again, frum community leaders fail their constituency. Agudath Israel of America care to explain?

I see current Boro Park JCC CEO Avi Greenstein also signed this *atrocious* letter. I wonder how they explain the obvious conflict of interest & clear message this sends that Boro Park Community Council will ALWAYS prioritize abusers over community safety. Don’t look away:

Hmm if only there was some sort of alliance that Europe and Britain could join 🤔

I always celebrate the first 100 days of the best most successful tenure in the history of tenures by doing a mass purge of staff who just got me through those 100 days!