Gay people? TOXIC YAOI! Only on Fridays?! It's complicated-.. I love these goobs #TheWaltenFiles

people love their pets

got a spray bottle filled with water

weird way to mispell burnt as fuck

by throwing it out

then you eat it.

No .

YEEEEEEEEOUCH! ( nursing a bruised paw. )

( looks down. slooow headtilt. . ) how do you exactly help This . ( minorly unamused ? )

( suspicious glance. ) ..... Maybe. ( Slow extension of his paw. It's bleeding, scraped a bit - bruised and red. )

( GLAAARE. ) NUNYA!!!

( HIS FUR STANDS ON END. ) I SLAMMED MY HAND IN A... ( whispers ) blender.

sometimes she needs it.

. . . she doesn't LISTEN otherwise. what am i supposed to do.

auuuggh. ughhh. she doesn't shut it long enough for me to say anything!

OH. YES! ( flexes the paw. FLINCH!! )

.. --- a TREAT?

I FELL ASLEEP FOR A WEEK

IM BACK IN THE BUILDING AGAIN

i wish this was real