Telling someone I’m unemployed instead of the truth because I don’t want to explain my business to them

Me working on my startup at my little desk. (I went to MIT)

I've made peace with the fact that no matter how much attention to detail person you are, you will always fuck up the access rights for google docs and sheets

The situations in which I’ve had to do my elevator pitch is just ridiculous

SF tech bros have no chill. Dude will ambush you in an engaging convo with someone else and be like “so what are you working on?”🤦‍♂️

Idk every time I’m on a google meet my laptop gets really hot and sounds like it’s about to launch into outer space

“How did you raise all that money?!” Me:

Worked from the kitchen counter today! Big victory for me!

Hey girl, do you give money to your friends’ half-baked startup ideas? Because you look like an angel

How LinkedIn SHOULD be used

Me desperately trying to build a social media following

Accidentally spends thousands of dollars in a few hours 🥲

Hey girly! 👋🏽 I’m looking for five 🖐🏼 boss babes to join my team 👊🏻 do you want to make six figures 💰while staying at home with your babies? 👶🏼

“Tell me about your competitors” Me:

Me reading the New York Times piece on Bolt and Ryan Breslow

Pros of founding a startup: - You get first name @ domain email address Cons: - Everything else

Someone tell me why I ordered the extra thick business cards that double as throwing stars

autocorrect smh