Kendall: Harry why the hell won't you go to Seattle with Tessa Harry: who the fuck is Tessa

kendall: harry why did you get me a doll for christmas harry: cause it's a ken doll get it harry: kendall harry: ken doll harry: haha ha

Kendall: You liked a ton of pictures of Kylie on Instagram... Are you cheating on me? Harry: wait your name isn't Kylie?

Harry: do you think Bruce wants to go golfing? Kendall: sometimes I feel like you're only in this relationship for my dad Harry: well...

harry: in the kardashian family do you guys have titles like the Irish one or the mysterious one harry: I think you're the Irish one

Harry: I'm walking round with just one shoe I'm half a heart without you Kendall: put your shoe back on harry

Khloe: So Henry how are you liking LA? Harry: my name's Harry...

Harry: kendall this is my sister gemma Kendall: nice to meet you Gemma:

Kris: Harry if you're going to be dating my daughter I need to know some things about you first off what's your credit card number

@ahoyeh That's good to hear, I'm doing pretty good. Thank you for asking.

@ahoyeh Nothing really, just a bit tired, that's all. What about you?

@ahoyeh We are the same actually, I 've been craving for Pizza for an hour!

@ahoyeh Yeah, it does but sadly I don't have any Pizza.

@ahoyeh Well, you still can get out of bed and get some food, you know.

@ahoyeh Lazy ass, eh?

@ahoyeh Same here.

@ahoyeh Same, people sucks for believing such nonsense.

@ahoyeh They probably don't understand how food makes some people happy.

@ahoyeh Same here, to be honest.