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I’ve got a man coming through from spirit with a joke about Ingram (Rex, actor) playing Colombo tonight. It’s a bit vague and no punchline as far as I can tell. But seems like he’s been trying to work it up into something. Any thoughts? Something about a glass eye?

Now I can relax. You don’t understand how hard it’s been keeping tonight’s result a secret for the last few weeks. #CROENG #premonition Spirits also said Roy Keane would be a dick about it, whatever that means.

Shirley Ghostman Mark, (have I broke the 4th wall there!? 😂) your characters inspire me even when messaging my girlfriend! Haha

Just heard this great new number. Reminds me of that visitation I had from Helen Keller The Coral #eyeslikepearls #helenkeller

Psychic challenge. Who can spot the apparition of the highly talented philip seymour hoffman doing a character in this photo?

Finally getting decent signal from Aretha on the other side. It’s been intermittent for days. #RipArethaFranklin

Asking a lot of bloody questions for someone what claims to be psychic Sally Morgan #sham #cbb

Wow Shirley Ghostman has really aged badly

Why is the TimeHop dinosaur encouraging me to carry out the biggest terror attack ever?

Bloody hell. Sam didn’t waste any time coming through and begging for a new job. #ripderekacorah

He’s getting desperate now. Saying he’ll take less than the living wage. Trying to undercut Sheba.

Actual quote from my 2016 live show. "The world is fucked. It’ll all go tits up in 2020. Are you ready?"

Old fool. Only now at the end, do you understand the power of the light side. Finally converted James Randi, he’s just come through and said sorry for all the negging he done. #RIPJamesRandi

I’ve only bloody got JFK coming through and he’s saying: ‘Yes Donald, that is what the democrats are trying to do. Oh hold on, stop the COUNT? Sorry I misread that.’

J F Ken said he couldn’t see the ‘o’ due a gunshot wound or something. Very dramatic! Lol

What a bloody relief the result has been announced. It’s been so stressful keeping it to myself for the last few months. It’s not easy being psychic. Now we just have to wait for the Trump/ toilet situation to play out and I can relax.

Fiona, one of my regulars what was lucky enough to have Cilla come through with dating advice, is on Radio 4 tonight 11pm. Show is Date Night. Tune in, you're welcome.

Sheba's saying Tom Cruise has another Mission Impossible. Yeah, trying to convince the world he's over 5ft 2 and straight! Spook 2U L8R x