I'm helping do a huge Multigame Archipelago stream for Austin's b-day. Come watch us struggle: youtube.com/live/mhCu2SQXT…

Hey guys, can we find rich people who could give me $10,000 so I can stop making constant loan payments? If you help, I'll say nice things about you to the monster under your bed~ #gofundme #Entrepreneur #DonateOrShare gofund.me/db5c1a78

Damn it. I work hard to grow my berries and some damn BIRD just keeps perching here and eating them right off the stem. DAMN YOU, BIRD

The time spent waiting for the next big step or working towards an ultimate goal or practicing for the “real thing” - all that build-up to whatever it is you need for your life to properly begin - that time IS your life. ⏱️

We use far too much nosism. Shame on us.

Oh hell yeah. 40+ minute video essay highlighting the symbolic depth of the antihero in my overcooked Pokémon fanfic. Pass me the aux 🔊 youtube.com/watch?v=thrfGI…

If life DOESN’T give you lemons, wallow your comfort zone and thirst forever. 🍋

today 11th july officially marks 12 YEARS WITH THE SQUAD!!!💙🧡💚 #startersquad #shippiddge #pokemon

Okay cool. Looks like I got my hard deadline.

Thank you for drawing a smiley face on my cup/receipt. I didn’t show it, but it means more to me than you’ll ever know. 🙂

This is the ideal Mega Evolution. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Hi. youtube.com/watch?v=u8KTTc… Vote for me so I can get away with singing Ylvis in a serious singing competition. LOL