I asked Grok to estimate how many people lives within "the Tesla geofence dick area". It ended on 115,000. What do you think? Accurate?

$420 is going to come up fast..

This is funny.

Another good one! 😂

Imagine how many young Tesla fans are now being made in the Tesla Diner.

Oh no.

Hey Elon Musk, Could we get an option to tell Grok what kind of posts we don’t want in our feed, similar to instructing an LLM? Don’t want: •Low-effort engagement bait (e.g. “What’s your favorite band?”) •Overly “woke” or far-left political content Do want: •Interesting,

Idea for FSD pricing Elon Musk : 🆓 First 3 months = FREE for all new Tesla buyers Then: 🚘 $0.25 per mile 📊 Avg U.S. driver = ~13 miles/day → ~$99/month 💡 Cap it at $99/month — drive more, pay no extra Simple, fair, and a great way to get everyone trying FSD.

Will $TSLA ever go under $300 end of day again, or not?

Alright, I’m genuinely curious… Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

As global birth rates decline, humans may become a scarce and valued resource. In the future, humanoids might rely on humans for inspiration and motivation, reversing traditional roles.

Paris, London, Rome and Berlin. Very, very accurate.

If you order food to your house, you've already paid. It's a sunk cost. Might as well consider it free and eat it?

Tsunami is possibly a white male. -CNN

When I first started covering Tesla in 2018, the short sellers said “Tesla will never be profitable”. Soon after, Tesla reported a profit. So the shorts said “it will never be sustainably profitable”. Then it was. Today they say “it will never be as profitable as it was last

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My dog was a professional musician. Now he's dead.

How spicy sausages are made accoring to Grok Imagine 🤭

How soon after a peace deal is signed does Tesla open stores in Russia? 😊