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It's basically a shortstak little goblin who could build you a nuclear bomb if you asked... I think that's why.

American national politics hinges upon voters being too stupid and uninterested in foreigners to bother learning about the hukou system, because if they did they would immediately want one and start voting for it

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Some television stations are presenting the tsunami info differently: NipponTV“Tsunami, escape to shelter” TBS “Tsunami, escape to shelter” FujiTV“Tsunami, escape to shelter” TV Tokyo “Here’s how to make grilled Shitake mushrooms with tuna & cheese, also flee from the Tsunami”

Hey COG take a photo of your evacuation point.

I cannot imagine a worse way to play minecraft

Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was buying a car Walked into the dealership, told them what I wanted and said I'd pay up-front. Expected them to be thrilled Instead they were horrified. Spent the next 20 minutes trying to get me to finance it at some

The American mind can’t comprehend land use where there’s a pharmacy and bottega on every block, and you don’t drive to get milk.

You forgot to mention the massive earthquake that sent the eastern coast of Japan into a panic today. Must be because you're not in Japan and you're not Japanese.

If a system is abused to facilitate the very things the system exists to prevent, and creates circumstances where those things are effectively guaranteed to happen, what do you do with that system?