if we ever in a “don’t laugh” situation do NOT ever look over at me bro

My phone hasn't made a sound in at least ten years.

😂

My gram was like “once you become a mother you reach a whole new level of crazy “ and my brother goes “Shinah don’t have kids”😂😂

I was like tiff thomas send me your location so I know where you are. tell me why the bitch gonna text back and say “location”😂

crazy how ur trauma isn't ur fault but u got to take responsibility for ur healing.

I was like “what day does Halloween even fall on this year?” Julia- “the 31st”🤣🤣 Thanks Bitch

whoever got my voodoo doll please shoot it

Lol

I use to think I was so funny when I would flip my eye lids in class and look at people

when he replies to the story I intentionally posted for him

whenever a girl posts a selfie w a song over it on her story i always sit thru the whole 15 seconds bc i know she spent a good 5 minutes selecting the perfect 15 seconds to put over her selfie & it’s part of the selfie viewing experience

Yea

That makes 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ career saves for FireWolves’ Doug Jamieson! 🔥🐺

It’s like if you know I’m crazy . Why fuck w me .

Sometimes I just agree with people so they stop talking to me lol

Pretending i broke my neck to get of my shift at the pizzeria to day drink.

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Y’all don’t listen to Keyshia Cole the way I do