I love privileges. Yes!!! Do it because it’s me. Give me preferential treatment because it’s me. I loveeeeeee it.

this INSANE face card

Called my mom for advice and now we’re just arguing this is insane

WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT A MOVIE ON PRIME IF I ALREADY FUCKIN PAY FOR PRIMEEE ??

To the girls who lotion their body after the shower every single time and never miss a beat ? You possess a power that cannot be taken away from you 😭

Every time I go out to eat alone they try to force me to sit at the bar. I reserved a table, I want a table. Period.

this is a result of bad drafting, not getting good back ups and running backs and fast quick receivers … i am mortified

wtf is Goodell waiting on, the world to end ????? call the mf game for crying out loud

When you seen this nígga you knew the episode was finna be trash…😭💀

Hate it when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop everything I'm doing to be quiet and pretend I'm not home.

That stupid moment when you have your pill bottle in front of you but… You can’t remember if you already took it or not

girls be like: im watching my comfort tv show The show:

Me and my grandma when we used to chill together

to everybody picking on me about our meltdown last night …

I suck at havin company. I’ll be in da room layin down while they in da livin room

Me on FaceTime looking at myself & not listening

i be so weak when i hand around my friends and their husband bc sometimes i really be wondering what they truly think of my crazy ass and being friends with they wives like i know i’m cool and CAN BE wild as shit but then be wondering if they be like nahhh, no more lmfao

Q U A L I T YYYYYYY

moe i am burnt …

my new santal body wash finally came in and i just had the luxury of bathing in it for the first time in this fine MLK Day i’m so happy my scent pallet is attracted to santal vs being stuck in an all things vanilla world …