7am just dad and son..dads a bit tender from a few gins..son decides all he wants to do is shit every 15 mins 👍 fantastic 🤢

Dad and mum have been to a wedding all day and night…nanna babysits…mum n dads rough..son wakes up with a nappy full of shit..🤢 fantastic..👍

Can’t wait to spend hundreds n thousands on football bets as of tomorrow and win absolutely fuck all 👍

Weekend 1 ⚽️ £20 on… Returns £0

Weekend no2 ⚽️ £26 on… Returns £302

My young lad digging for more city fans to fill there stadium 👀🤷‍♂️😂😂🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪. #ManchesterUnited #HesBack #Ronaldo

Some team this Brentford lot 👌

I find myself sitting down for a piss a lot more since I’ve had a child. Is that normal 🤔

Any live streams for Man Utd match I can get on my iPhone? Cheers 👍

That saint-maximin is some player 👌

"Yes, Savic has dragged Phil Foden off the pitch and pulled Jack Grealish's hair. But you've got to ask yourself, where was Paul Pogba in all of this?" #AtletiManCity

Jack Grealish leaving a nightclub in Las Vegas at 4am.

Not looking good for the World Cup ..but it won’t be when most of our strongest players to date are sat at home watching with a carling prem 🤷‍♂️🙈

Got a gig playing the triangle in a reggae band I don't have much to do, just the occasional ting

James Maddison has got to be in England squad..he’s run show tonight he looks sharp..Southgate come on!!

You could put Shane long upfront in this Man City team and he’d score for fun…..fucks me off! 👍

Every playoff ruined by all fans running on pitch.I don’t get it 🤷‍♂️.all players go to changing rooms..majority just run over to the away fans giving it big one..surely if they want it to stop get more than one steward doing YMCA trying to stop 20’000 drunken men 🙈

Fuck me…Roma are a rate bunch of moaning bastards 😂😂🙈

Wish Lee Dixon would fuck off…

How embarrassing is boxing nowadays 🙈 embarrassing…feel for the real fighters out there 😢