Been wondering if it was the Thai food. Just ate some leftovers and indeed it was.

Peacemaker is the best

I feel like it would be hard to delete this and other social media apps

Not trying to be a leucovorinologist out here

Like my other tweets, chungus people

Latest purchase - this cat backpack

I’m walking the cat

Took the cat on another walk

Got my 9 year old a hoverboard. I tried to go on it and now I have a bruise on my side and my elbow is large. He made it look cool and easy

I bought what I thought was an imitation Coogi sweater but it’s just a sweatshirt with a Coogi-esque pattern printed on it. But whatever I look good in it

There should be a jalapeño flavored energy drink

Guess what, the attending is going to be on time for rounds today. Switched it up on yall

My Halloween costume is coming together

Today in rounds I taught the team about the “apparently kid”

Ok whatever Tyra banks I want to try the hot iced cream

There’s only one poop bathroom at work and the rest are all big public restrooms. Should I quit

“The mean teacher at school is more unc than you dad”

Jackie Chan is short for Jack-O-Lantern Chan