she be calling me bro like i'm not the love of her life lmao

I’m apart of the generation that saw a full set go from $25 to $90 😒🤣

Made me laugh

starbucks breakfast sandwiches are literally bricks let's talk about that

My toxic trait is thinking wild animals would sense my kind spirit and leave me alone.

Me? Cheat?? Bae I read our old messages from when we first started talking when ur busy

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I’ve had enough

my biggest ick about myself is that I cry when I’m irritated or mad… like I hate that.

we could spend the whole day together and I’ll still miss you the moment you leave

8AM before 7AM on your work your day off

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

me walking into the house with a package after saying I had no money

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

how adorable lmao

i get a lil alcohol in me and I turn into this

“Yeah I had breakfast today” The breakfast: