A lady saw me contemplating hard if to buy a breadfruit and she whispered to me "Don't buy it. I have some in my car." Now I'm going home with breadfruit, cassava and sweet potatoes for free 🥹 There is NOTHING like the generosity of country people. My people, my people! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

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And them put me through it!

MY DISSERTATION IS APPROVEDDDD😭✅. My supervisor has read through all 57,000 words of my PhD dissertation and approved my work as a good enough + ready to progress to the final stage, the big oral exam. 😭😮 ✨🌱. Pinch me pleaseeeee.

My boss was actually so kind and supportive when I told him I was leaving. 🥲 "Not surprised to hear you landed a role of that magnitude. In our first interview, I knew it wasn't a matter of if you'd be a good fit for the team, but how long we'd actually be able to keep you"

"My intention is to grow with the company" Receives a job offer with higher pay;

If daiquiri is spelled like daiquiri then why can't Zachary be spelled like zaiquiri

Roses are red, violets are blue, there’s no time for a Valentine, my thesis is due.

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You’ll be okay if you stay in tonight.” We finally have a line to use for future kids 😭😂

The Jamaica Bobsled team stars in a new commercial for Italian automobile manufacturer, Fiat.

“if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and at night:

Flow home internet down and digicel a behave like mi beg them the service. JESUS!

BREAKING🚨: For the first time since 1863, Ramadan, Lent, and Lunar New Year are all taking place at the same time 🤯 An exceptional event that will only happen again in 2189.

When you submit your paper to a journal This is how reviewer 1 and reviewer 2 treat it

“Wait deh mi nuh cut you” Then proceeds to cut in on what you were saying to give their two cents. A Jamaican

Mi genuinely laugh out loud just now

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭