The Biden-Harris campaign texts me more than my own friends

So, did Tim Heidecker just become the more funny and less douchey Father John Misty?

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

Chris Wallace won the debate

New coolest artist?! open.spotify.com/track/4akqPnWy…

sooooo...how long can we hold our collective breath?

A DEAD man, who died from COVID-19, was voted into the senate in North Dakota. That’s how much rural America doesn’t believe in this disease.

Congrats Joe, but more importantly congrats to Kamala and women everywhere. FIRST FEMALE VP OF THE US (and Kamala’s husband’s title is the SECOND GENTLEMAN and I find that hilarious and cool)

I want to be friends with people who let their wine “breathe” before drinking. One day.

Wouldn’t wearing a mask in cold weather places be a positive right now? I’m freezing in these LA mornings and happy to have this outdoor face covering 😅

Cant imagine ringing in a better new year. Thanks Travis Holcombe 🍾🍾🍾🍾

future legacy

Over here with my $20 worth of Bitcoin like “seeya in 10 years with my whopping FIVE hundreds of dollars, bitches”

Happy quaranniversary? i guess?

Excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk. We’ll talk about it in the morning.

Starts IG for self: 100 followers in 5+ years Starts IG for cat: 30 followers in 3-days

.SPOON with the most uncanny cover of ‘Isolation’ tonight. Amazing how some songs age with grace and accuracy

In classic Betty white fashion, she decides to pass on the biggest party of the year so that the news isn’t all about her….and we’re all just left here having a celebration with everyone we love. Not a care in the world #NYEBettyWhite

I only have one answer of who to see at Coachella…Channel Tres. Just go.

A band you wish would have been more famous, 1,2,3…GO! THE PRESETS FOREVER