I wasn't wrong.

working on my rebrand, guys. can't wait to talk into the abyss like it's 2012 again.

is anyone else just living for tomorrow's wordle

let's all get gay arranged marriages before it's illegal again

Planning my trip to Red Wing - staying at the St. James Hotel. For friends traveling soon: flip.to/r/hi9bq @StJamesHotel

It's not even that I really love these things I just really don't love getting rid of them. Sigh.

the second page of results on Google

Some days when I Ieave Gaelic Park I have that premature-nostalgic-I'm-going-to miss-this-one-day feeling.

Other days I want to pound a dozen Magners.

Venting to @barborshop_ via text seems so petty after being able to walk upstairs to talk to her for the past nine months.

Tess' graduation equals a parade of people I haven't seen in four years.

that kid whose parents picked them up late instead of letting them stay at a sleep over

Just another day that nothing on my to do list was completed 😃😃😃😃😃

Save some face...you know you've only got one. Change your ways while you're young. 🎶

Number one way to determine if someone isn't actually Irish: they don't understand why their Guinness is taking so long.

You want your $5 Guinness to taste like shit? Okay, sure, coming right up.

Pretty sure I'm getting weird looks because I look like a child playing doctor in this lab coat.

If I get questioned about my age behind the bar I surely don't look old enough to be a nurse.

Awkward moment when you were planning on hanging out with your sister, you pull into the driveway, and SHE DROPS YOU OFF without warning.

Better watch your back, @OTooleTess