Neuroscientists are always so rational, until they have to ground an ephys rig

This is the only thing that has made me chuckle all day

me waiting for nevada to finish counting

The year is unknown. My wife lives in zoom. I tend to the wheat field of my backyard. A noise fills the sky and my eldest robot son points to blue smoke in the distance. Tears come to my eyes. “270, you sunnavabitch,” I mutter. My son asks how it began. I scream until I pass out.

I mean how upset one must be, over slow home internet speeds, to pay for a personal quarter-page national ad in print The Wall Street Journal

Today's funny article title

Abolish conscription, make national defence a paid good with attractive financial remuneration and offset the cost to taxes for everyone.

Hoho my math is fail. 55% or 27.5%

@twostoreys because the baby isn't only hers! Only her womb is.

For my birthday I got cupcakes, Taylor Swift and Tegan & Sara CDs. OMG I am a tween lesbian.

Thank god the PSI is down I can finally smoke

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