#InTheBathtubI with the laundry

#TisTheSeasonToNetflixAnd rap

#PleaseCouldYouJust stop all those Amazon commercials!

Christmas crackers #AwfullyBritishChristmasHacks

Buy booze, lots of booze. #MyChristmasCheckList

Men Are People Like Elves (They bring me prezzies!) #TurnMAPLEintoAnAcronym

#standuptojewishhate

#WeStandWithIsrael

#NoHostageLeftBehind

Blast from the Past: How Much Is That Doggy In The Window #SongsForStrays

A ride on Virgin Galactic! #SpacedOutGiftIdeas

THE Apocalypse #PostChristmasHolidays

Doesn't anyone remember the"Paul McCartney is dead" rumor of the 70's, except me? #AwfullyBritishXmasFakeFacts

Cats love pizza! #IsALittleKnownFact

We built this city on the Eve of Destruction. #JoinBookSongMovieTogether

Why do Yaks turn #WDYTcouldAlsoStandFor

I #IsVeryCherished

Every time I'm feeling sad I remember that someone out there is Courtney Love's gynecologist.

#TheFirstThingIWouldSteal would be jewels...

#WhyILetYouIn because you could be Jesus!