It’s all kicking off. Join us Wednesday for England v Austria in our upstairs room. #EURO2022

Arfur at the Shirker's! Join the "Night Mayor of Balham" himself, Arthur Smith, for a preview of his 2022 Edinburgh show in our intimate upstairs room. Tues, 19th July. Tickets on sale now (£8 plus fees). And there aren't many of 'em. ticketsource.co.uk/the-shirkers-r…

Can confirm the aircon is working a treat upstairs and downstairs. Come down and escape the heat! ❄️🍻

Not drinking alcohol? We have 11 different non-alcoholic beers in the fridge to choose from. #notboozeday #alcoholfree

England v Sweden, and it's LIVE. The Lionesses are back in action tomorrow (Tuesday). Come and cheer them on with a lion in your heart and a pint in your hand. Upstairs at the Shirker's. We open at 5pm. KO 8pm. #WEURO2022 #southlondon

We have a small but versatile upstairs room which we’d love to throw open to you for ideas. Would you, or someone you know, care to run a Book Club, Games Night, Open Mic? Or do you need a space for a community event? Come & tell us, or DM and we’ll put you in touch with James.

“Why splash about all over the shop when you can have a good sit down in the pub?” When Camberwell Shark meets Deserter. Open every weekday at 3pm. Happy hour until 5pm.

England v USA, Friday, 7pm Reserve your seats upstairs at the Shirker’s. £5, which gets you a free drink. ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/9-lew…

Top & Bottom Comedy at the Shirker’s. New and upcoming acts hosted by Ben & Alex. Just £3. Mon, Dec 12th, 7.30pm Tickets: designmynight.com/london/whats-o…

We’re opening on Christmas Day, 12-3pm. Top chef Sareta will be bringing some food down and James & The Dulwich Raider🌴 will be serving drinks at the bar. And if you’re skint just come down anyway. Keep warm, grab some grub, meet some people. No purchase necessary.

OPEN MIC NIGHT @ The Shirker's. Thursday, 19th January. Just £3 entry. If you are interested in performing, please email Megan: [email protected]

We all love The Shirker’s Rest for a pint. Give em some support.

Two crackers lined up this week: Wednesday: Madchester Tap Takeover. Come and revel in the great beers of Manchester. Sparklers ready. Thursday: Open Mic Night. Brilliant acts performing for you all evening. Open late. Both free entry and non-ticketed.

TODAY! Pouring from 3pm with Wild Card in the house this evening 🍻

This Thursday, 2nd March: Torrside Tap Takeover! 6 beers from this brilliant Derbyshire brewery: 4 on cask and 2 of their speciality smoked beers on keg. And since the brewery is opposite the Swizzels factory in New Mills, there’ll be plenty of their sweets on the bar too 🍬

Tonight! 7.30 start.

Support Your Local - London Edition: Throwback Thursday to The Shirker’s Rest who recently celebrated their second birthday! 🎂

Some top notch shirking from our Ben McNamee, courtesy of MedSailors. Meanwhile, we’re open as usual in SE14. #ShirkRestandPlay

Tonight! 7pm. We are delighted to welcome award-winning author David Desi Pub Dason to The Shirker's to talk about his new book, Desi Pubs, with Vincent Raison (Deserter) Join us for a celebration of this unique aspect of UK pub culture. Free.

We are hiring!