My entire life is spent authenticating myself to log into stuff, and then getting timed out and doing it again

If you have Gvardiol you should TOTALLY sell him. His price keeps almost dropping but not quite, and I'd quite like to buy him for 5.9m! Go on, you know you want to get Gabriel or Saliba instead 🙏 #FPLCommunity

My #FPL wildcard team is absolutely perfect 🤩

Good luck everyone for #FPL gw6! I'm going with the wildcard team I posted yesterday 🙂

45 points on my wildcard in #FPL gw6, and down to 1.6M OR, which will get a bit worse after tonight's game as well. McNeil on my bench, but at least I'm likely to gain squad value out of him 🧐

This week in #FPL, I'm doing absolutely nothing. The surgery it would take to bring in Palmer, who has poor fixtures until gw12, is not even close to being worth it 🤓 and Eze is great, why would anyone want to sell him? 🔥

My team for #FPL gw7. Rolling my transfer 😴

In #FPL gw7 I scored 53 points and once again benched the wrong player! Last week I had McNeil's 15 points on the bench, and now Wood's 8 points. My overall rank has improved to 1.4m, but this week still feels a bit disappointing since I feel my team is well set up 🙂

I am but a mere fantasy football manager 🎩

Dear esteemed and wise #FPLCommunity, do you think it's a mistake that I'm intending to bench Rogers?

This is the official statement on Son’s GW8 assist, via email. Basically what they’re saying is “Areola’s final touch wasn’t significant enough to count as an own goal, so we’re giving the assist to Son… oh but also we’re still giving the own goal to Areola.” Can’t make it up.

Following a review of Spurs’ third goal against West Ham on Saturday, no Fantasy assist will be awarded to Son Heung-min and all points will update accordingly before the Gameweek ends. More information on the decision can be found here 👇

This week in #FPL the Pancakes scored 43 points and made a small improvement in rank to 1.2M. I was lucky to get Rogers off the bench for Saka 🤓

I went too soon on Saka -> Son this week, and have wasted a transfer: Saka-> Son Raya -> Turner Son -> Palmer I would have done those last two moves by gw12 anyway, so those feel alright to me. #FPL

In #FPL gw9 I scored 77 points and had a big jump from 1.2M to 622k. Triple captaining Haaland didn't work out well, but other players came through for me and I even got a rare Eze assist!

- Watkins vs Isak vs Jackson - Salah in for a -4? #TeamNoHaaland Enjoy FPL community 🤙🏽🍿 m.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Re9A…

To show you how in control and how wise of a #FPL manager I am, I got confused about how many free transfers I had and thought I took a hit, but was wrong! I think! I sold Gabriel, Eze and Solanke for Aït-Nouri, Saka and Cunha 🤓

Here's how the Pancakes line up for #FPL gw10, good luck everyone!