all u gotta do to make a man fall in love w u is eat their butthole a little bit 🤷🏽‍♀️

you may love the panera creamy tomato soup but not the way i love the panera creamy tomato soup

Every night at 3am the baby I aborted 2 years ago stands at the foot of my bed and slut shames me

smoke shop guy doesnt call me mamas anymore did i get ugly or smthn😔

as a food service worker i feel compelled to admit that a lot of our packaging is too hard for me to open so i use my teeth

any hot ladies wanna sync our cycles, get naked in the woods and howl?

got pre cum on my brand new juicy tracksuit 😔

white man move to rap like severly autistic children (this might be my most controversial tweet but i wont take it back)

beer pong is just alcoholic fetch

my pee smells like ham

when creasian catered talias 20th bday party

this made me salivate

is somebody gonna match my freak? (sprinkling my nipple piercing crust into his bong so im a part of his lung resin forever)

just fucked to loser by beck (glee cast version)

just lost abt 100 hours worth if orogres sin stardew thanks to a bomb..😞

i miss how fun life was when i was single #borntobeaslag 😞✌🏽

back on here now that tiktok died