Sure would be embarrassing if there was a video of Trump joking about Paul Pelosi being nearly beaten to death as a room full of his supporters howl with laughter 😬

The official response from Tylenol is just brutal 😏

Doesn’t Elon have autism?

NEW: Someone driving an Ontario cabinet minister’s vehicle was captured hitting stunt driving speeds 12 times. The Premier’s office appears to gave forgiven the driver, who promised not to do it again. globalnews.ca/news/11467026/… #onpoli

He fled the country once, but this time he promised not to so it’s ok

Can we add this absolute unit to the roster? Ha. 📸: FlowBuds

$75,000,000, paid for by Ontario taxpayers, meanwhile I’ve been waiting 9 weeks for an MRI, our kids’ school is fundraising for basic supplies and programs, housing starts are limited, and LTC residents still aren’t receiving the promised 4 hours of care. #ForWhichPeople #onpoli

Max Scherzer was bursting into the interview room as John Schneider finished his media session, so they passed in the doorway: Schneider, with a big slap on Scherzer’s back: “All right, you fuckin’ psycho, get in there.” #BlueJays

Kevin Papetti Gotta bring in the big gun: Munenori Kawasaki

Only in Ontario do we re-elect the guy who causes the problems, scraps the solutions, and then rebrands fixing his own mess as fighting for the people…

En route back to Toronto. Played almost 11 years and never made it to the World Series. Happy to ride on the back on this Toronto Blue Jays team and get a chance to experience my first WS Im expecting a very competitive series Best players vs best TEAM Can’t wait to watch!

I’m not gonna lie it’s hard not to get Blue Jays fever up here in Toronto Vibes are HIGH!

It was an ad paid for by the Ontario government, it cost $75 million — not $75,000 — and yes, it was a dumb waste of money. The only solution I see here is to lock Doug Ford and Donald Trump in a room together, possibly forever, and go on with life

Trump would've cancelled negotiations with Canada if someone brought him a Coke Zero instead of a Diet Coke. But Ontario absolutely didn't need to waste $75 million on ads that were never going to make a difference in the first place

Drake is wild for this one.

Best Friends Support Each Other 💙

Davis Schneider looks like a vice cop who’s forced to bat in a World Series game due to several fucked up circumstances occurring while he’s working undercover in a bad 90s movie I rented at Blockbuster.

What’s great about the World Series is Canada is being run today by tens of millions of people on four hours of sleep.

This would be iconic Toronto Blue Jays