Pretty sure I need to stop watching true crime YouTube videos. The police just showed up at my house because of a hang up 911 call?? And I can only assume my Apple watch Siri heard the video and figured I was in danger.

this is very important to my culture.

Home shutout BetMGM 🦁 | #FlyEaglesFly

Macaulay Culkin has confirmed Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. "It's based around Christmas, but if it were also St. Patrick's Day, it would still work. But you couldn't do Home Alone on Memorial Day."

All I want for Christmas is for every person with a driver's license to understand the superior functionality of the zipper merge.

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

My 4-year-old nephew was super jazzed to see me this morning and then said “You know what? I actually forgot what you looked like.” And then my brother said “Aw man, I wish I could say that.”🙃

as with every song she sings julie’s version of auld lang syne just hits different 🫶🏻

I keep static electricity shocking my cat and I don’t think she understands that 1. I’m not doing it on purpose and 2. I am so sorry 😭

Only made it to day 3 of 2026 before I slipped and fell the to ground, which might be a new record

you and I could both probably be doing more to serve as beacons of light and warmth to our communities

If my car says “service engine soon”, how soon are we talking about here?

Bringing back the muppet show is so smart because I do want to see them use the theater they’ve saved multiple times

For the first time in Olympic history, Team USA won the gold medal in both men's and women's hockey in the same year 🇺🇸

Just want to thank Hans Zimmer & Bryan Adams once more for the Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron score & soundtrack. 🙏🏻

How many of you remember the last time you fell down the stairs? Mines easy because it was today.

Just saw the first robin of spring today. While it is snowing. Feels icky.

I look down on people who don’t like musicals