Didn’t realise the stew was shagging the neighbour while the tatties were on life support 🤷‍♂️

The hate treble

Kids are being kids again. The world is healing

Newcastle United Twitter all timer this is

Footballs back and we’re off to win every pound of bookie money at Ripon. Super fucking Saturdays

Outstanding. There has to be footage of this, surely?!

By the way if I was West Ham I’d have that Hermansen’s heed on a pole, what a fucking dreadful performance. The first header looked like slow motion and Isidor’s goal went under his arm. Joy on Wearside, but 3-0 unnecessarily flattering 👍

Need to get TIFOs owa the gallowgate. Fair play to Villa, looked fucking superb yesterday 👍

On MOTD catch up. “Jason Tindall was sent off on Boxing Day in the reverse fixture at St James Park, caught up in a 20 person brawl in the tunnel”. Cinematic

If you’re having a bad day, Sangare gave away a penalty to stop me winning 670 which he didn’t get booked for which stopped me winning 760 😄👍

Took Al of thirteen minutes for Man utd to remember they’re fucking shite

Just a reminder that Newcastle planned to resist any attempt to sign Alexander Isak this summer and have stuck to that plan with two weeks of the transfer window remaining. Under huge pressure, they have, as they always maintained they would at ownership level, dug in and

Charlie 🍀 Celtic Football Club Yer maw gave me the password when a was shagging her

There was three options: - Go for £150m - Spit your dummy out and be fined wages each week - Apologise, move on, and play for the first team. After this statement - Two out of three options remain 👍

Newcastle United statement: Alexander Isak

5 weeks on & the situation hasn’t changed one bit

Liverpool at home Monday and Champions League draw on Thursday IS IT fucking cmon let’s get them flights booked meffs

Chatting to a cousin over a pint and he was telling me in the mid 90's he used to bring his mams Sky Card to the local pub on a Sunday cos he had Sky Sports package and let the lads in the local watch the match for the fee of 3 pints and a packet of Bacon Fries. (he was 16)

UP THE PIF 🤣 #NUFC

A day of tough luck on the donkeys. 2 well priced winners, a place and my pick of the day doing fucking nixxy. Still in hand tho and we gan again thumora