Ok. Like I used to have terrible seasonal allergic conjunctivitis, but since I got married, I haven't experienced it again. Want more?

One thing about surgery is that the more you operate, the more you fall in love with it. Sometimes, during a particularly difficult procedure, you silently pray for mercy and even swear never to attempt such a surgery again. Yet, somehow, those moments only build your confidence.

Alhamdulillah ✅🇳🇬 8 hectares of soybeans were planted yesterday and completed this morning at the farm. Since NYSC has refused to mobilise me, I've mobilised labour and resources to the farm instead! The Ag-Contractor | Farmily Field Farms NaijaFarmer S𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖒 𝕭𝖆𝖜𝖆

Na nepo baby dey reject FG appointment o

Honestly I learn more in the clinic. Sometimes even more than consultant ward rounds.

"If you think something hard is impossible, you'll never even start trying to achieve it." - Peter Thiel.

The way some of these politicians would beat Seun Okinbaloye of Channels TV if they catch him one on one ba

NMA is about to declare a nationwide total and indefinite strike, so also NANNM. This is going to be CATASTROPHIC.

The recent set of house officers I come across are extremely knowledgeable.

I bought MTN shares 4 years ago without knowing how they work. I forgot how to log in or make transactions. I then saw an app advertised on DSTV; after downloading it and registering, my shares automatically appeared and I made over 300% profit. I wish I had bought more shares.

Two days into nurses strike my colleague was telling me "ashe nurses suna da amfani" Ni da na auri nurse ai nafi kowa sanin amfanin nurses.

As kids, we used to pay 15 Naira for a haircut using Obasanjo's NEPA and 20 Naira when using a generator.

Gaskiya banda ni

Well, "the breast is not just good for the baby, but for the father as well." -Prof. Na'aya, professor of general surgery.

E be like na only our generation no sabi book. During our parents' time, everybody dey carry first. E reach our children's time, everybody dey collect one prize or other for school.

Irish potato everywhere

When the righteous close their eyes Tears fall like rain We cry for their absence But they smile in their release Free from grief Free from struggle Walking into light Where sorrow can never follow

My zotero tab is nowhere to be found on MS Word. I can't breathe.

One good thing about marriage is that every time you buy things for the home, you feel happy and fulfilled. Allah kaci gaba da bamu muna kashewa.