rio really robbed the cradle and made agatha a teen mother (she was 75)

i need her so fucking bad don’t talk to me

rio thinking about going back home and not seeing agatha in a bikini all day: 😔 rio remembering agatha walks around the house half naked at all times: 😄

oh i know it’s big

she went from green witch fairy princess to scary death entity homotron hopping on a roof, that’s what a lesbian divorce will do to a lover girl

if I had sue’s powers I would also use it to annoy my brother

Scarlett Johansson, the WOMAN you are 🖤💛

she was insane for this hand placement

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. i love agatha but i can acknowledge her flaws (none) and i can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out on her actions (always correct)

but daddy, I love her

"agatha is rioromantic"

Scarlett Johansson...my God

I’ve watched this on a loop for 5min straight now…I hate yall🥲

a true gentleman always ties their girlfriend's bikini after untying it

Once again, never moving on from Rio rolling her eyes over her dramatic ass wife like... The tiny grin too...oh...she was so happy to chase after her like...you just know memories were flying and she was skipping her way over with glee

the intern making these videos is a lesbian bc the random agathario kiss in the middle of this cracks me uppppp 💀😭😭

when Agatha sings “unlock the hidden gate” what she really means is “spread my legs”

death doing chores for the first time cause the missus is pissed